February 2012
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I DO NOT skate so that creeps can holler “RIDE THAT, GIRL” comments at me. Shut up. SHUT UP.
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wrenslastlaugh replied to your photo: Having a good mustache day
OH BABY you’ve never been so seductive
i like ‘em real thick n juicy.
mustaches, that is.
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
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"When there is no enemy within, the enemies...
dancingdakini:
Our true enemies, the enemies within, are our delusions.
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“You take a born-pretty girl and you dress her up in pretty things, curl her...”
– Beautiful and Depraved (via dontgetattached)
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damnitdisney:
Probably just ONE of those outfits on the red carpet right now could pay for my entire college education.
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“I’ve learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way (s)he handles...”
– Maya Angelou (via enchanting)
Me when I go out: I should've stayed home
Me when I stay home: I should've gone out
Me when i'm around people: i want to be alone
Me when i'm alone: I want to be around people.
chroniclesofnornia
Why can’t I download clothes illegally?!
On another note, I got tests back in two classes today, and I got 111% and 63% in Jewish Literature and Spanish 4, respectively.
I don’t even.
How does my brain work.
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wrenslastlaugh replied to your post: favorite sex position?
:( sophiiiaaaaaaa
it’s tragic I know. No shame.
Anonymous asked: favorite sex position?
